This letter is not intended to cause any of the embarrassment but just to contact your esteemed self – following upon my recent knowledge of your high repute and trustworthiness.
I am Jbimba Jbirming’m, the son of the late Nigerian Head of State who sadly died of fatal reasons on the 8th of June 2015. You are being the fine fellow about whom so much is being said on the Internet and satellite news channels which we get here in Lagos when the weather is fine. I am pleased sir, to make the acquaintance of another as well known, esteemed and I must presume as wealthy as myself.
If you are conversant with world news, you will understand better that I got your contacts through my personal research and diligence on the internet where so many people speak so highly and so much of you as a man with excellent contacts.
Please, good sir, I need your assistance to make this happen and please do not undermine it because it will also be a source of upliftment to you in your endeavours also. I hear of how your endeavours are recently beset of late and it makes my heart heavy. But sir, or madam, suddenly I brighten my mood when I understand you have absolutely nothing to loose in assisting us instead, you have so much to gain.
Allow me to tell you that our once upon a time head of state General Sani Abacha, may he swing ever so gently by his heels in the town square, transferred a sum of moneys through a Lebanese businessman, the perfidious Chagoury to bank accounts overseas. I tell you confidentially in this email sir that he used PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBERS (PIN) and declared the contents as Bearer Bonds and Treasury Bills and I have these information in my custody now!
Sir or madam, you must act on this email now. It requires little more than you glancing through the front page, noting the time, date and place from which I write and concerning yourself so very little with possible alternative explanations which others might suggest to you. The fair-minded observer recognises that you are busily engaged in important business so I will do what needs to be necessary.
Please my dear Dyson, I repose great confidence in you and your handling of delicate emails and I hope you will not betray my confidence in you. I have secretly deposited a sum of many dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is withheld for now until we open communications soon. The money is contained in an impressive metal box with a large key.
I shall be grateful if you could receive this enormous fund for safekeeping. This arrangement is known to me and my junior brother (Jbongo) only. So I will deal directly with you.
Sir I have done a thorough homework and fine-tuned the best way to create for you a chance to put your travails of which we have all heard behind you. It is rest assured that the modalities I have resolved to finalize the entire project guarantees success.
But also however this transaction demands absolute confidentiality. On no condition must you disclose my email to anybody irrespective of your relation with the person. I do not need to tell you how that can go wobbly. I am looking forward to your urgent and positive response via my email address above.
Best Regards,
Jbimba Jbirming’m
